Are these some more classics from the corny joke king?

2 dogs talking and 1st one says''do you use contraceptives during sex''

2nd one says''durex''

1st one says '' hey i asked you first''



went into blockbusters today and said ''can i have batman forever''

bloke says ''no you have to return it tomorrow''



i went to a garden centre and asked for something herby they sold me a vw with no driver



and finally folks



i went to buy a train ticket to france and the bloke says''eurostar''

i said ''well ive been on telly once but im no robbie williams''



boom boom.

Are these some more classics from the corny joke king?
hahaha. funny.
Reply:I didnt really get the first one.....

But all the rest were really funny!!



*kisses* Maybe a few more?
Reply:Okay, sure.....