Be warned.... some of these are bad?

But star if you like some of them



This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"



I bought a train ticket to France and the ticket seller said "Eurostar" I said "Well I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin.



I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, "That's Aboriginal."



This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.



I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."



I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."



I was at a Garden Centre and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.



I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down

Be warned.... some of these are bad?
lol.. corny but funny.
Reply:Hi!



Just told them all to the kids ...



.. they say they're ok, but you need to try harder!!
Reply:u got a star well dun
Reply:yeah, i liked them very much... they r so funny
Reply:hahhah

bit childish but still funny

have a star
Reply:Ha ha ha.!!!

Good ones there so 10/10.!!!
Reply:Star for you.
Reply:Funny , thanks
Reply:i like the gold fish 1 ......................

that my sign Aquarius
Reply:Your wrong there ALL bad - LoL
Reply:their okay some made me laugh, star for you
Reply:lmao hahaha =] i like those...
Reply:wow those were corny! lol!
Reply:Well done

Have a star
Reply:You made me smile to myself :o)

Did you make those up yourself? I've never heard any of them before.

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