What would you do in the following situations?

please keep answers clean. thnx



1) you come home from work and are about to unlock the front door, but you can't find your keys and realise you left them inside before you went to work. your phone's dead and the gate to the back door is locked from the garden. you realise you have to wait for your other half to get home, which won't be for another 3 hours or so. what do you do/how do you react?



2) you answer the door and a respectable 21yr old is standing there, telling you they are your long-lost brother/sister. what do you do/how do you react?



3) you broke your best friend's guitar strings. what do you do/how do you react?



4) you found a clip of yourself on the Internet in drunken stupor falling over and throwing up in the nearest shopping centre. what do you do/how do you react?



5) you trip over your son's skateboard and fall down a few stairs. what do you do/how do you react?



thanks 4 answers ppl ;)

What would you do in the following situations?
1; go to my sisters she lives over the road

2; after fainting i'd ask for proof

3;buy new ones and say i'm sorry, or not if they were really rubbish at playing it!

4; say not again!

5; phone for an ambulance, for him, he'd need it when i'd finished with him hahaha!!!!
Reply:jesus you got your 5 points worth out that question i forgot what the question was before i got to the bottom sorry
Reply:1) Walk to neighbors and ask to use phone



2) Ask them to come in and talk to them even further about it.



3) Apologize and buy new ones



4) Comment the video asking them to take offline, and then forget about it



5) Walk it off, itll make a good story later
Reply:1. id be pissed off but id go for a walk to a friends or my mums and then return when my partner was home.



2. id be suspicious, like wtf?



3. hide the guitar.



4. i would laugh and feel embarassed.



5. id probably cry from the shock, then laugh, then tell my son off then tell people about it.
Reply:1) I get really really mad at myself and probably kick something. Then I'd probably sit on the porch and wait for my other half. Or if it was too cold and rainy, I'd go to the mall or to M%26amp;S just to browse around for a bit.



2) I gasp! Omg are you serious I say? how do you know? and then invite them in for some tea or something. I'd want proof of course, and reasons for his seeking me out. Perhaps he'd be lying but i'm sure we'd get a good chat out of it.



3) I'd shreik. omg! i'm so so so sorry i'd say!!! and i'd pay for her to get them fixed and stuff because i would feel really really bad.



4) i'd hide in shame. that would be so utterly embarassing. if possible, i'd remove it from the internet. otherwise i'd just block myself from the website or never return and pretend it never happened. if people kept bringing it up or holding it against me. i'd just shrug it off and say something like... well i never had tequila after that night, thats' for sure.



5) i'd probably start crying. and screaming at my son for leaving his skateboard there, (even if it was clearly my fault) and then i'd make him help me get up and take me to the hospital if injuries were serious. if i were alone i'd probably still cry and scream but i would lay there for a bit until the pain died down a bit and i could manage to get myself up and attend to it.
Reply:1) Go to the pub til partner gets home.

2) Shock followed by request for proof before anything else.

3) Don't play guitar so don't know how bad this is - just say sorry and get new ones.

4) Sue for damages under data protection act.

5) My fault should have looked where I was going. Ask son to be more careful next time.
Reply:1) go to the pub.

2) invite them in for a cup of tea.

3) Tell them, apologise, offer to buy new ones.

4) get emailing, send the link to my mates

5) swear, find my son and swear at him too.
Reply:1.Go to someones house and borrow the phone, or just crawl through a window.



2.hug themmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!



3."ahhh would you look at that?! haha" and buy them some more or give them money to get 'em



4.laugh



5.laugh and tell him to be more careful
Reply:1/ I take a walk to wait my wife and, in this situation, I thanx god not to be single



2/ With happyness, more gifts for xmas!!!!



3/ I buy another one!!!



4/ I quit drinking?



5/ Death penalty... for the skateboard!!!
Reply:Cry... what a horrible messed up day that wud be!!