Whats funnier?

My fiance has come out with some funny things, which of these is the best





1. She thought that Bananas grew from the ground and not in trees, she thought the brown bit at the top stuck out the ground so that the people could find them.





2. She thought that Strawberries grew in the centre of weeds that grow in the garden.





3. She thought that Oxfam was a charity for families who had Oxs.





4. One day while shopping in ASDA we were in the chilled section when she came up with 'eeee i didnt know you could get ice cream for the fridge' while pointing to a large tub of margerine.





5. While playing Who wants to be a millionaire, she got this question ' who is this lolly licking detective' and obv it is kojak, she came up with this 'it can't be kojak coz they make camera's'








now she does all these despite having 14 GCSEs at grade C or above, most of them are A and two A levels and shes going to uni as well!

Whats funnier?
LOL! Sounds like she has an occasional brain bypass problem!
Reply:The Kojak one.
Reply:#5 is really funny. Is she blonde? ;)
Reply:lol i think the funniest of these all is that you call HER your fiance :)
Reply:# 1
Reply:Your fiance seems a comic genius :)


At least... I hope so O_o
Reply:i dont think any of them are funny.
Reply:I think she's winding you up, and you've fallen for it hook line and sinker.
Reply:Certainly each of these things is humorous but I think there is something more there than some humorous remarks from a seemingly dingy woman. I am not familiar with the term "GCSE" nor the significance of it being 14 but I assume this is some representation of her intelligence and I further assume that whatever 14 is, it represents a significantly high level of intelligence. If this is correct, I think she is yanking your chain. The things that she says are not in keeping with any reasonably high level of intelligence. Perhaps she is insecure and uses humor to hide it. Perhaps she simply wants to entertain you. Occasionally a woman who is more intelligent than the man whom she is with, will try to seem to be somewhat of a ding bat so as not to appear more intelligent than her companion. Only you can determine why she does these things. You need to convince her that she should act her intelligence and not act so dingy, and while you find humor in it, it is unbecoming and you'd rather see her intellegent side more often.
Reply:Ox pie! Errr, I assure my reply is not meant to be rude. If she's as stupid as she comes across....... She is actually dating you!? Which makes me wonder, are you as stupid or is she quiet clever really?
Reply:ODD


Very ODD
Reply:I don't find any of them funny!! Sorry!!
Reply:5 is funniest.


i hope shes saying these on purpose.


if she is, you have a funny fiance


if shes not, you have a st***d fiance


no offence





happy marraige!
Reply:None of them are funny! It's not nice to laugh at the mentally handicap. Every time I hear somebody being that stupid a piece of my soul dies. It's women like her that are an embarrassment to our gender.
Reply:5 but they are all funny
Reply:Sorry to say, but none of them were funny. They were really lame!
Reply:None of them is funny for me
Reply:Dude, give her a break. Everybody does stupid things occasionally. Don't need to be sharing your fiancee's stupid moments with the world, thank you.
Reply:is she blonde?
Reply:I'm not sure I believe all the funny things your fiancee has said but while you are at it, you shouldn't laugh at her when your spelling is atrocious, fiancee (not fiance - that's the male version), the plural of Ox is Oxen not Oxs, Margarine not Margerine, and there is not hyphen to the plural of camera, it's just cameras.
Reply:3 and 4 are slightly unbelieveable but the best is the kojak on thats easy to mistake like my nephew always says durex instead of dulux
Reply:It has to be 5, it made me laugh the most!
Reply:# 1
Reply:4 and 5 are way to funny
Reply:none, they are not funny. no5 is okay
Reply:hahahahaha!!!!! if this is true.....





she sounds like a real "winner" with a set of DD's lol
Reply:yamum a hypercritically
Reply:what's funny: This woman agreed to marry you.


what's not funny: You making fun of your fiance.